We have minerals...
A politician in Nigeria was being interviewed many years ago.
Interviewer: "Nigeria doesn't have many minerals, does it?"
Politician: "Of course we do! We have coke, sprite, 7-up...."
A politician in Nigeria was being interviewed many years ago.
Interviewer: "Nigeria doesn't have many minerals, does it?"
Politician: "Of course we do! We have coke, sprite, 7-up...."
Minerals, Part II
A man once took his girlfriend to a night club.
After several hours, he asked how the girl is feeling.
The girl said, "I am feeling fantastic, how about you?"
He replied: "I am feeling cokeastic."
A man once took his girlfriend to a night club.
After several hours, he asked how the girl is feeling.
The girl said, "I am feeling fantastic, how about you?"
He replied: "I am feeling cokeastic."
Funeral Abacha
Q: Why was Abacha's body buried in such a hurry?
A: Just in case he changes his mind and decides to wake up!
Q: Why was Abacha's body buried in such a hurry?
A: Just in case he changes his mind and decides to wake up!
We are the Champions
Ijesha man: "We are the sampions! We are the sampions!!"
Calabar man: "Ha! Ha! Ha! what an accent! It is not sampion, it is yampion"
Ijesha man: "We are the sampions! We are the sampions!!"
Calabar man: "Ha! Ha! Ha! what an accent! It is not sampion, it is yampion"
Watch ur Pronunciation sir
As I was in a shop in Ibadan shopping for some sportswear, I overheard the conversation between two gentlemen: man 1 & man 2.
Man 2 seemed to be having trouble with the ue's at the end of words like prologue, dialogue etc:
man 1: "Please when you are done, can I have a look at the catalogway?"
man 2: "Man, it is pronounced as 'catalogue' not 'catalogway'!"
man 1: "Oh! sorry, it was a slip of tongway!"
man 2: "Again sir, that word is pronounced 'tongue' not 'tongway'!"
man 1: "Okay, I will not arg with you!"
As I was in a shop in Ibadan shopping for some sportswear, I overheard the conversation between two gentlemen: man 1 & man 2.
Man 2 seemed to be having trouble with the ue's at the end of words like prologue, dialogue etc:
man 1: "Please when you are done, can I have a look at the catalogway?"
man 2: "Man, it is pronounced as 'catalogue' not 'catalogway'!"
man 1: "Oh! sorry, it was a slip of tongway!"
man 2: "Again sir, that word is pronounced 'tongue' not 'tongway'!"
man 1: "Okay, I will not arg with you!"
REAL SUNDAY SERVICE
At a Sunday service:
Pastor: Brethren, if you want a model of love, open your Bibles to Luke 10:30-37.
Congregation: Yes, THE GOOD SAMARITAN
Pastor: If you want a model of FORGIVENESS, open to Luke 15: 11-32.
Congregation: Yes! THE PRODIGAL SON
Pastor: And if you want a model of GENEROSITY, open to Luke 21: 1-4.
Congregation: The WIDOW'S CONTRIBUTION
Pastor: But if you want a model of how brothers should not treat themselves, where should one go?
Congregation: IFE and MODAKEKE OR KADUNA AND LAGOS! These are places in Nigeria
At a Sunday service:
Pastor: Brethren, if you want a model of love, open your Bibles to Luke 10:30-37.
Congregation: Yes, THE GOOD SAMARITAN
Pastor: If you want a model of FORGIVENESS, open to Luke 15: 11-32.
Congregation: Yes! THE PRODIGAL SON
Pastor: And if you want a model of GENEROSITY, open to Luke 21: 1-4.
Congregation: The WIDOW'S CONTRIBUTION
Pastor: But if you want a model of how brothers should not treat themselves, where should one go?
Congregation: IFE and MODAKEKE OR KADUNA AND LAGOS! These are places in Nigeria
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