Best Birthday Facebook Status

I used 2 be good with kids,
But as I get older,
I'm grumpy and terrible with them.
As 4r doing a gig at a 6-year old's birthday party,
u couldn't pay me enough.
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Flying papers,
Multi colours of balloon,
Delicated Blossom,
Fantastic people,
Love N laughter.
What it describes?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
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Erase all YOUR worries.
Save the moments of love.
Call divertur problems 2 God's Voicemail Box,
Download YOUR prayers N him
&
wait FOR His Ringtones.
Happy Birthday..
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I wish you million smiles,
I wish U laughter,
I wish you million more moments
2 remember your birthday for.
May everything you want become a reality,
May this day B the happiest day 4r U!
Happy Birthday :)
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About astrology and palmistry:
they R gUd because they make people vivid
and full of possibilities.
They are communism at its best.
Everybody haZ a birthday and almost everybody haZ a palm.
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How do you expect me
to remember Ur birthday,
when U never luk any older? :)
Happy Birthday
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Last week D candle factory burned down.
Everyone just stood around and sang
Happy Birthday.?
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I am sending U a cake and candles on it, just for Ur birthday

Have a Wonderful Birthday
""Happy Birthday""
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It waZ on my fifth birthday that
Papa put hiZ hand on my shoulder and said,
�Remember, my son, if you ever need a helping hand,
you'll find one at the end of Ur arm.'
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Fantastic Answer by a philosopher
to a question asked at the BBC.
Define Birthday!

Answer: The only day N your life,
when you cried & your mother was Smiling..
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Birthday Message 4r Wife

You look more beautiful

today than

the day I

first met U.

Happy Birthday Sweet Heart.
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Another birthday?
Why it seems only yesterday that
U were a whole year younger.
Happy Birthday!
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